Friday, January 20, 2012

Poem by Sunay Akin - Trading

Toy mart opposite to Pediatric hospital,
Gives his thanks to lord
For the accruing profit day by day

Every morning doves gather at the same prospect,
Around the fodder seller without recalling the past
The past, seller was the fodder who thrown small rocks.

And on the bookseller’ stand
Poet’s all books appear on the first rank
Once the death knell rings
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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

What are VLANs

VLAN's allow a network manager to logically segment a LAN into different broadcast domains (see Figure2 ). Since this is a logical segmentation and not a physical one, workstations do not have to be physically located together. Users on different floors of the same building, or even in different buildings can now belong to the same LAN.
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Negotiation vocabulary-I

In erratic business world we live, negotiating effectively is the vivid discriminator between success and failure at the every aspect of it. No need to emphasize the importance of improving negotiation skills but here i would like to take attention to importance of wording which is also essential part of the negotiation especially for non-native english speakers. please help me to introduce more sample with your comments.

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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Fahriye Abla

Street of neighborhood, congested with harsh fume scent
Doorways of households, closed already before the sunset,
Here, in sluggish neighborhood,
Only you i recall as if,
Solely scratch in my mind,
Smiling face to broad enlightening,
Your eyes, your teeth and your lily neck,
What a beautiful neighbor you.. Sister Fahriye.

Quotation from poem Fahriye Abla by Ahmet Muhip DRANAS
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Friday, January 13, 2012

Ozdemir Asaf's poem - Lavinia

Lavina,

i will not tell you do not go,
take my coat, cold outside,
stay with me awhile,
a while is the best of day


i will not tell you do not go,
anway up to you..
want to hear lies, let me tell you many,
you will be grieving for it,

......

i will not tell you do not go,
but do not go Lavinia,
will keep it secret,
so you do
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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Ingilizce muhasebe terimleri

Bugunlerde karsilastigim bazi ingilizce sirket muhasebesi terimlerini benim gibi konun biraz yabancisi olanlar icin hatirlama amacli listelemek istedim.


Ingilizce Turkce
owner’s equity net varlik,oz sermaye
juridical person tuzel kisi
current assets donen varliklar
fixed assets duran varliklar
short-time obligations uzun vadeli borclar
exchange profit kambiyo kari
revenue recognition gelir tahakkuku
general ledger buyuk defter
ledger journal yevmiye defteri
journal entry yevmiye defteri kaydi
trial balance mizan
adjusted trial balance ayarlamalar sonrasi mizan
Closing trial balance kat’I mizan
Balance sheet bilanco
Working Capital doner sermaye
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Sunay Akin's poem in English - Sparrow and Cat

I would like to share my humble poem translation, its original is in turkish and  inspired by Sunay Akin who is from "after 60's" era of Turkish poetry.

Telephone lines being laid underground nowadays
Not anymore between masts
Sparrows worrying once they see cats

Does not make sense for cat at the cottage to know
Why sparrows not migrating in winter
While waiting coal stove to be put in his place

Only winter breeze participates the sparrow's funeral
And wiggles its feathers before the cat comes.
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Monday, January 9, 2012

Humanity is the ocean

let me share the quote from Buddha about the humanity.
You should never lose your trust in humanity
Humanity is the ocean,
A few drops of dirt can not contaminate the whole ocean

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Times Up

An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his
bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna you to take
my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runnin da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of
Bambinos. Maybe you be a very very busy man, hardly ever home."
"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man.
Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say, Times Up?"
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Temel Jokes-doesn't matter

A guy who does not know english well arrives United States. Immigration officer starts general enquiry:
- What's your name sir? 
-temel 
-surname? 
-kaya 
-sex? 
- 3 times a week.
Officer is surprised by what he heard:
-you understood me wrong..i mean male? or female? 
He replies with the witty manner
- doesn't matter

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GPRS Roaming Exchange(GRX)


GRX GPRS Roaming Exchange kelimelerinin kisaltmasidir. Uluslarasi dolasimda iken yurt disinda kullandigimiz gsm agi uzerinden data servislerine ulasmanizi daha verimli hale getirmek icin data dolasim anlasmasi olan operatorler uluslararasi tasiyacilardan trafik ihtiyaclarina gore IP band genisligi kiralarlar. Buyuk uluslarasi tasiyicilar olarak Deutch Telekom ve Teliasonera yi verebiliriz. Bu tasiyicilar bircok operator icin bir nevi IP baglanti merkezi olarak calisirlar. Operator tasiyici ile anlasma yoluna giderek birden cok ulaslararasi dolasim partneri ile GRX baglantisini yapmis olur.

Kiralanan bu atanmis IP band kapasitesi uzerinden ucretlendirme ve kullanici bilgisi GPRS Tunel Protokolu uzerinden ziyaret edilen dolasim operatorunun SGSN i ile yerel operatorun GGSN i arasinda tasinir.
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Envanter Hesabi (Inventory Account)

Sirket muhasebesinin bir parcasi olarak demirbas varliklar sayim ve degerlendirilmesinin duzenli olarak yapilmasidir. Bu sayim islemi sirketlerin gelir beyanin(kar zarar hesabinin) daha dogru cikabilmesi icin mali degeri dusmus veya kaybolmus artik varlik olarak sayilamayacak demirbaslardan kaynaklacak abartili net kar miktarinin olusmasini engeller. 

Bu demirbas islemleri ile sayim sonucundaki duruma gore defterlerde duzeltme yapilir. Buyuk defterde yapilan bu denklestirme duzeltme kayitlarina envanter kayitlari(adjustment entries) denir. Demirbas varliklardaki degismelerin sebebi, asinma payi(depreciation), varliginin degerinin dusmesi/bozulmasi(deterioration ), kullanilmaz hale gelme(obsolescence), artan talep veya azalan arz olabilir.



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Friday, January 6, 2012

Muhasebe Cevrimi(Accounting Cycle)

Su siralar yeni ucretlendirme sisteminden gelirin sirket genel muhasebe programina nasil raporlanacagi konusuna kafa patlamaktayim, bir miktar muhasebe ogrenmek proje takibi acisindan gerekiyordu, aklimda kalan birkac seyi unutunca bakmak icin buraya yazip ciziyorum.

Simdi  muhasebe cevriminde gecen bazi terimler.

Cift girisli muhasebe sisteminde (Accounting by double entry)
Defter-i Kebir veya Buyuk Defter (General Ledger)
Yevmiye Defteri (Journal)

Cift girisli muhasebede  kanunen tutulmasi gereken kayitlara islenmesi gereken bir islemin olusmasindan, mali tabloya yani biloncoya yansitilmasina kadar yapilan sirali islemlerdir.

Ticari islemin belgelere dayanarak, aralarinda hareket olan hesap isimleri ile beraber; sadece tarih ve islem sirasina gore herhangi bir duzenleme yapilmadan yevmiye defterine yazilmasi. Ornegin sirket banka hesabina para yatirilmasi gibi. 

Yevmiye defterine girilen ticari islemlerden ayni tip hesap hareketlerinin,  buyuk defterde ait oldugu hesaba girilmesi. Ornegin kasa hesabina alacak, banka hesabina borc gibi.

Buyuk defterdeki hesaplarin toplami alinmasi ve gecici mizanin olusturulmasi , her hesap icin toplam borc ve alacak tutarlari bir tarafa, aralarindaki fark olan bakiye de diger tarafa yazilir. Bakiye tarafina da hangi taraf fazla veriyorsa o tarafa alacak veya borc yazilir.

Kesin mizan icin karsilastirilmali kontrollerin ve duzeltmelerin yapilmasi. Yevmiye defteri alacak/borc sutunlari toplami ile mizan alacak/borc tutarlarinin esit olmamasi halinde; yevmiye defterinden buyukdeftere gecirilmemis, yanlis gecirilmis ya da mizana yanlis girilmis olabilir.

Bes ana hesap grubunun bilanco icin ayri ayri cikartilmasi :
Aktifler( donen ve duran varliklar)
Pasifler(Kisa vadeli yabanci kaynaklar, uzun vadeli yabanci kaynaklar ve oz kaynaklar)
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Monday, January 2, 2012

Saddam's stuntmen

Saddam's deputy head Tarik Aziz enters the room where Saddam's stuntmen are waiting for new tasks.
"Guys I have one good and one bad news, which one should I say first?"
Stuntmen all together " please good news first"
"After heavy bombing, Saddam is still alive and so still you all have jobs"
Stuntmen start dancing and hug each other. Then one of them remembers the bad news and stops dancing and asks "ok but what is the bad news by the way?"
He sighs a while and talks "During the bombing he lost one of his legs"
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let the cat

I am sure several times we listened cat stories those are about how they found way to home.

Man hates cat at home beloved by his wife. While she is away, takes the cat, throws it into the rear deck and drives to far away district in the city.  When he is back from the trip, on the sofa he finds it sleeping... In next attempt takes it to more further district but result is same. cat on the sofa. Situation drives him crazy and in the last attempt, he drives miles and miles with the cat. Late in the night, his wife answers the call anxiously. Man is on the line : " Hey , cat is at home? Let it explain the way to home.
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Brothel in the forest

In the jokes of course those things happen.. so new brothel had a big opening in the forest. Little male bunny with evil intention decides to go and check but his budget was barely enough for female snake prostitute. While they were in private room, snake can not stand against her appetite and gulped the little bunny at once. Then by thinking her future in brothel decided to vomit the bunny.

Bunny was out of the breath and furiously : " Damned b.tch, how you had the oral sex on me"
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Lion and Bull

In the lowland in Serengeti park, several kind of animals among residents species were having a chat.. but time passed away quickly and sunset came... Lion moved first and said bye to all, bull enthused with the relaxed friendly environment decided to joke..

"You are the king of Serengeti but you are the first who leaves early, Why? hahahaha"
Lion with witty manner " My friend at home lion is waiting me with sharp paw, not the cow"
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Assessment of cheating

As you may know muslim belief does not incorporate with confessing one's sins through priest but see anonymous joke with my humble translation...

In the countryside elderly woman due to apathetic attitudes of his husband and monotony of passing years determined to cheat him but badly wants to learn the consequence of it when the doomsday comes, goes to hodja at the mosque.

Hodja starts assessing the weight of sin according to man's proficiency.

"If you sleep with the chief of the village plus 6 months punishment in the hell, if with the teacher of the village school plus 1 year, if with night watchman plus 2 years...

Woman feels that she can not bear it and asks with indecisive manner : "Well, if I choose the hodja of the village?" 

Hodja with slyly smile : "Himm, I see that you would like to go to heaven without visiting the hell"
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